Wellness Update: The Masked Rider Would Like to Be Punished
Brendan Sorsby kept his eligibility. The Masked Rider disclosed their addictions in solidarity and would now like someone to hold them accountable. This someone should be in a specific outfit.
LUBBOCK — Brendan Sorsby will play the 2026 season. A judge granted him a temporary injunction this week, clearing him to return for Big 12 play after sitting out the first two games. The NCAA had suspended him for gambling violations and has appealed the ruling.
The Masked Rider, reached by phone, said they were happy for Brendan.
They are not happy for themselves. Sorsby at least got two games. The Masked Rider disclosed in April — on his behalf, essentially — and received nothing. No suspension. No proceedings of any kind. They are formally requesting that someone come to Lubbock to administer appropriate treatment. Whoever shows up should be dressed in black pleather and should be holding a whip.
Their horse is saddled. They are prepared to receive.
Correction: A previous version of this article stated that the NCAA determined Sorsby’s gambling disclosures did not constitute a violation. In fact, the NCAA suspended Sorsby for gambling violations; he was cleared to play via a temporary court injunction, with a two-game suspension remaining in effect. The NCAA has filed an appeal. We regret the error. The Masked Rider does not, as they feel the correct version of events strengthens their chance of punishment considerably.
