please read
these mascots
are not ok.
someone
should
check on them.
are not ok.
someone
should
check on them.
dispatches from the sideline
Sad Mascots
Covering the Emotional Wreckage of American Sports, One Mascot at a Time
dispatches from the sideline
Covering the Emotional Wreckage of American Sports, One Mascot at a Time
merch & sundries
These items will not fix anything. But, they do raise awareness.
Official Merch
Hats, apparel, and accessories for the emotionally invested fan. All proceeds go toward covering the ongoing emotional wreckage of American sports mascots.
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Sad Mascots is a satirical publication. All merchandise is real, however, and will actually be shipped to you. The mascots depicted have not endorsed these products but probably would, given their current emotional state.