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Gritty, Franklin, and Hip-Hop are out on bail. The Rocky statue has not pressed charges. ◆ Blooper exited the Waymo at a Chevron on Windy Hill Road. He has not been seen since. ◆ Mr. Met hospitalized. Again. ◆ The Phillie Phanatic's 7 a.m. affirmation ended fourteen seconds early. He did not address it. ◆ Noc-A-Homa has forgiven Ted Turner. He asked that we not print this. ◆ Wally the Green Monster has gone back inside the wall. The door is latched from the inside. ◆ Mrs. Met had the tortellini al ragù. She described it as 'appropriate.' ◆ Sir Purr has not come down from his cat tree. The Panthers have not asked him to. ◆ Rampage is training his successor. He refers to the successor as 'the project.' ◆ TC Bear was spotted outside a pharmacy. He said it was for a friend. ◆ Iceburgh has requested that the arena drain the ice early. The arena has complied. ◆ Chief Wahoo has re-branded his argument to the "Me as Well Movement" ◆ Italy's puppy mascot has gone home to Abruzzo. He is not taking calls. ◆

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The Season Is Over. Mr. Met Was on the Scaffolding.

The 2026 New York Mets season has ended. Mr. Met was found atop Citi Field's scaffolding. We have video.

October 8, 2026 re: Mr. Met updated October 8, 2026 😭😭😭😭😭 full meltdown

⚠ WELLNESS CHECK: ELEVATED. Mr. Met is not answering our calls. He was last seen in the arms of an angel.

Content note: The linked story deals with suicide. If you or someone you know is struggling, the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline is available by call or text, any time.

FLUSHING, NY — The 2026 New York Mets season is over. The day after it all ended, Mr. Met was located on the scaffolding above Citi Field. He had been up there for some time before anyone thought to look. Poor Mr. Met yet again reporting on the sad, sad news.

poormrmet.com has the video.

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