please read these mascots
are not ok.
someone
should
check on them.
dispatches from the sideline Sad Mascots

Covering the Emotional Wreckage of American Sports, One Mascot at a Time

Mr. Met Is Smiling. He Is Always Smiling.
MLB Baseball New York Mets

Mr. Met Is Smiling. He Is Always Smiling.

Others have been on this beat longer than we have. Their work stands on its own.

April 1, 2026 re: Mr. Met 😢😢😢 deeply sad

Poor Mr. Met → poormrmet.com

Conan O'Brien — Drama at Mr. Met's House → youtube.com/watch?v=mDqzWRM0ar8 — Conan noticed too. A long time ago.

It’s Opening Day. Mr. Met is smiling. He is always smiling.