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Jonathan the Husky texted the Blue Devil at midnight. The Blue Devil did not respond. ◆ Gritty's anger management certificate is misspelled. He is proud of it. ◆ Wally the Green Monster has gone back inside the wall. The door is latched from the inside. ◆ South Carolina ended UConn women's 54-game winning streak. Jonathan has not moved. ◆ The Blue Devil was last seen heading south from the National Mall on foot ◆ Sir Purr has not come down from his cat tree. The Panthers have not asked him to. ◆ Chief Wahoo has re-branded his argument to the "Me as Well Movement" ◆ Italy's puppy mascot has gone home to Abruzzo. He is not taking calls. ◆

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